Oh what pun! — Buzz saws, pineapples and zebras
This editor had a sharp wit.
“Always show their teeth — Buzz saws.” — The Granville Sentinel, Nov. 23, 1891
This editor was pining for a pun.
“‘The search is fruitless,’ sighed the man as he looked in vain for pineapples on a pine tree.” — The Morning Star of Glens Falls, Aug. 22, 1888
This editor may have reported on too many local foot races.
“A race between a zebra and an ostrich, held in Zanzibar recently, the prize was given the rider of the zebra, although the ostrich came in a hundred yards ahead. The zebra’s jockey claimed that his rival won on a fowl, and the judge sustained him.” — The Morning Star, Oct. 1,1888
The italics makes the pun in this bit of newspaper industry wit.
“A man of the World — Mr. Pulitzer.” — The Granville Sentinel, Nov.13,1891
These puns are music to a humorist’s ears.
“The centenarian may not be a musician, but it is certain that he is beating time.” — The Morning Star, July 31, 1888
“The musician is a great record breaker. He is always beating time.” — The Morning Star, Aug. 7, 1888
“A false chord of music is a discord. A false cord of wood is about seven-eights.” — The Morning Star, July 31, 1888
A few more assorted puns collected from northern New York historic newspapers:
“The dressmaker, like the suburban farmer, makes money on the out-skirts.” — The Morning Star, June 28,1888
“Friend-ship is the best kind of a craft to sail in over the sea of adversity.” — The Morning Star, April 11, 1888
“The man who sells honey is on a beeline to success.” — The Granville Sentinel, Sept. 24, 1891
“A man may be a bad egg, but he’s alright till he’s broke.” — The Morning Star, Sept. 11, 1888
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